Cosmic Unfiltered Insights

The Horoscope ThatDoesn't Sugarcoat It

Forget vanilla astrology. Whoroscope gives you the spicy, honest, and sometimes brutal truth about your cosmic mess. Are you ready to get dragged by the stars?

Why We're Different

Most astrology apps want to make you feel good. We want to make you feel seen. Even the ugly parts.

Daily Roast

Start your morning with a reality check. We'll tell you exactly how you're going to mess up today.

Love & Lust

Will they text back? Probably not. Find out why your love life is a chaotic disaster zone.

Toxic Compatibility

Discover which signs you should absolutely avoid sleeping with (but probably will anyway).

Monthly Meltdown

A comprehensive look at the month ahead so you can schedule your mental breakdowns accordingly.

Spill The Tea

Got feedback? Found a bug? Just want to vent? We're reading.